White coat. Heels.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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