Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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