it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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