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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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