No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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