I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
