If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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