what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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