im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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