So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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