well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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