Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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