Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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