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(952): View more from Minnesota

He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke

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(404): View more from Georgia

Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.

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(678): View more from Georgia

And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass

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(541): View more from Oregon

Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.

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