Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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