what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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