He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Nobody cheats on THIS.
its liver damage thursday
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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