508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He passed out mid-signature
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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