My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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