Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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