I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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