she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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