Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"it" just moved
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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