She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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