I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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