so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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