sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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