i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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