How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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