so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I know her cup size but not her name....
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