Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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