ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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