So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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