As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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