Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
