how can u be prego again
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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