Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Randomize
