Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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