ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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