If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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