i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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