Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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