Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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