whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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