dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
operation harelip BJ is a go
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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