I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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