Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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