I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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