Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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