Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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