My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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