HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Even my vagina gasped.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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