Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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