Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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