I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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